Move to Palm Coast with the Witness Protection Program
AND GET “SET UP” in Business at taxpayer’s expense, even if you are a cold blooded murderer! As for the rest of you; just don’t order the Calzone.
Palm Coast is a top choice for mob slobs in the Witness Protection Program. There are so many New Yorkers in Palm Coast that the mob slobs fit right in and they feel right at home.
Take for example model Palm Coast citizen Joseph Milano. He always cut his grass and hobnobbed with the local Palm Coast luminaries. In fact he owned a Pizza joint name Goomba’s.
But what was his real story? His real name is Joey Calco, and Joey here is a confessed murder who turned stoolie against the Bonanno Crime Family of Brooklyn. So Witness Protection decided to overlook the murder confessions and accessory felonies and violence and rewarded this murderous trash to set up a home and a business in none other than Palm Coast FL. His family apparently, not the gov. bought this “murderer” a house and set him up in business. Then as here, you just wait for Joey to go berserk and pistol whip two customers that didn’t like the calzone. Then, if you’re lucky, you might find out his true identity which was not revealed by the police but by investigative reporting.
“Palm Coast is a fabulous and preferred destination for the crime family members in the witness protection program”, said investigative reporter Dane Levy. “New Yorkers and North Jersey retirees flock to Palm Coast providing easy cover for those with gangster ties and that city dialect. You don’t see guys like Joey moving to Alabama.”
Of course nobody tells the citizens in Palm Coast that their neighbor could be a gangland murderer before you buy a home in Palm Coast. While it is true that Sexual Offenders have to be reported in Florida, this is not so if the predator is partaking of the Witness Protection Program. In that case murderers or child molesters are free as a bird to live and work at places like elementary schools and they don’t have to report anything.
Joey Calco is a cold blooded murderer who was living in Palm Coast under an alias given to him by the Witness protection program. After he finishes another ten years in the slammer, perhaps he will get the opportunity to come back to Palm Coast under another alias and start another business, say a lawn mowing service. Or he could always work for Palm Coast City code enforcement. That’s a perfect job for a “torpedo” out of the witness protection program. Joey Calco has lots of experience in enforcing the will of his bosses and handling disputes.
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