Move to Palm Coast with the Witness Protection Program

AND GET “SET UP” in Business at taxpayer’s expense, even if you are a cold blooded murderer! As for the rest of you; just don’t order the Calzone.

Palm Coast is a top choice for mob slobs in the Witness Protection Program.  There are so many New Yorkers in Palm Coast that the mob slobs fit right in and they feel right at home.

Take for example model Palm Coast citizen Joseph Milano.  He always cut his grass and hobnobbed with the local Palm Coast luminaries.  In fact he owned a Pizza joint name Goomba’s.

But what was his real story? His real name is Joey Calco, and Joey here is a confessed murder who turned stoolie against the Bonanno Crime Family of Brooklyn. So Witness Protection decided to overlook the murder confessions and accessory felonies and violence and rewarded this murderous trash  to set up a home and a business in none other than Palm Coast FL.  His family apparently, not the gov. bought this “murderer” a house and set him up in business.  Then as here, you just wait for Joey to go berserk and pistol whip two customers that didn’t like the calzone.  Then, if you’re lucky, you might find out his true identity which was not revealed by the police but by investigative reporting.

“Palm Coast is a fabulous and preferred destination for the crime family members in the witness protection program”, said investigative reporter Dane Levy. “New Yorkers and North Jersey retirees flock to Palm Coast providing easy cover for those with gangster ties and that city dialect. You don’t see guys like Joey moving to Alabama.”

Of course nobody tells the citizens in Palm Coast that their neighbor could be a gangland murderer before you buy a home in Palm Coast. While it is true that Sexual Offenders have to be reported in Florida, this is not so if the predator is partaking of the Witness Protection Program. In that case murderers or child molesters are free as a bird to live and work at places like elementary schools and they don’t have to report anything.

Joey Calco is a cold blooded murderer who was living in Palm Coast under an alias given to him by the Witness protection program. After he finishes another ten years in the slammer, perhaps he will get the opportunity to come back to Palm Coast under another alias and start another business, say a lawn mowing service. Or he could always work for Palm Coast City code enforcement. That’s a perfect job for a “torpedo” out of the witness protection program. Joey Calco has lots of experience in enforcing the will of his bosses and handling disputes.


7 responses to Move to Palm Coast with the Witness Protection Program

  1. On March 9th, 2014 at 9:38 am , Melissa dowry said...

    Just so you know, the witness protection did NOT give him money to buy his home or business. In fact his parents took out a loan to open the business, as well as buy the house. You claim to know so much, but you know nothing. Get your facts straight before you speak. But everything else is true.

  2. On March 9th, 2014 at 8:16 pm , McCall said...

    Thanks for your comment. We previously contacted the Witness Protection program and they told us that in most cases, they will provide a credit line to assist the assignee to their new identity; this is sometimes offered through assignee’s guardians. Of course there are significant legal hurdles in this because the true identity of the assignee is unknown so obtaining credit directly without the gov. credit line would be impossible.

    You say that the Gov never provide this credit line to the family and the home and business costs were borne by the assignee’s family without Gov assistance. That strikes me as odd because usually according to the witness protection program, families are not generally informed of the assignees whereabouts unless they too have been assigned. Thank you for providing your fascinating inside information. Must be difficult on the family to have put so much effort into this guy only to have him blow it all. Regardless, the point of the article is that Palm Coast is a popular choice for thugs from New York and New Jersey that enter the witness protection program. Too bad for Palm Coast and the unsuspecting residents.

  3. On July 5th, 2014 at 9:45 am , danielle said...

    Melissa dowry…. you dont know me but I know who you are. Just to prove im not a stalker if your in contact with joe tell him the name shaban, let him know im trying to contact him.

  4. On August 25th, 2014 at 6:22 pm , Bath Ave. Crew Member “Crazy Joey” Wants Story Told said...

    […] As many of you — especially former and current residents of  Bath Beach — no doubt recall, Calco — a turncoat with two murder convictions under his belt — had reinvented himself in the witness protection program as Joseph Milano, the owner of Goomba’s Pizza in Florida. […]

  5. On August 26th, 2014 at 12:08 am , McCall said...

    Look, lets face it, Joe is a Celebrity here in Palm Coast as well as Bath Beach. We at would love to do an exclusive interview with Joe by phone from prison and let him tell his side of the story. I don’t think anyone has actually heard his side of things.

  6. On September 3rd, 2014 at 11:06 am , Gigi said...

    Joey Calco and all his famy are all PIECES of SHIT , Joey killed innocent ppl to try and get recognized by spero it’s. Real sad situation … He killed my ex’s brother and I hope he never get outta jail …. Calco is a Jerkoff

  7. On October 27th, 2014 at 7:32 am , Anonymous said...

    Look, Joey was a really kind and loving guy. I knew the real Joey. You guys know nothing about him except what you read. Gets your facts straight before you go bagging him.

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