How I Got An Award winning Palm Coast Lawn!

 

hazmat mowing
Nothing greens up a lawn better than a little nerve gas….
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The fish kill was a minor thing… but just wait until you see my lawn next year.
The neighbors dog kill was a little more troubling.
toxicsalad
“That white milky stuff tastes like Raunch Dressing. Yum..”
Better living through chemistry
chemials
In Palm Coast more is always better…
to die for
Hooker Chemical Lawn Expertise.”Get the Palm Coast Lawn you could die for!
cloradane

After being cited for insufficient pesticides, I am making up for it with an old bottle of Chlordane I found on ebay. Besides, Birds make a lot of noise and disturb my New York neighbors.

 

BUT IN THE END IT WAS ALL WORTH IT!

Was given an award for best storm drain on the canal

an award that I don’t mind telling you is a source of real pride!

 

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Code enforcement requires the efforts of all citizens
marching in step with our great leader.
Join the Palm Coast Brown Shirts today. Keep your neighbors in line.

 

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